What a fine day! Can’t choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself.
Being a nice person is so fun
Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it
Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets
There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.
He’d never cared much for strawberries, but that summer her lips were so stained with the juices that they were all he tasted.
And he’d never had a favourite fruit, but two years later, a new girl is sat in front of him, laughing at his jokes.
"If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?" She asks playfully.
And he remembers how her hands traced the veins in his neck and made their way across his chest. He remembers her soft breathing and limbs draped across his shoulders.
"Strawberries." He tells her. "I could live a life on nothing but strawberries."
I had my Captain America backpack in class yesterday and my professor saw it and went, “Oh, Captain America!” But before I could reply with “HECK YEAH IT IS” he added, “You probably just got it because of Chris Evans.”
and I just
I feel this soooooooooooo much
Um no. Allllll the no.
found two kitties cuddling by the sea
As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.
This is still funny to me.
Grover bits were always the best.